- Millions of people will die if the federal government does not provide healthcare.
- If the federal government does not provide 3% of Meals on Wheels funding then old people will starve.
- No one will help out if they aren't bribed directly by the federal government.
- If the government does not fund the arts then no one will create, enjoy, or purchase art.
- If the NOAA is defunded there will be no one left to produce fraudulent climate studies.
- Millions of American girls will be forced to deliver deformed fetuses resulting from incestuous rapes if the federal government does not directly fund abortions.
- Without federally funded media corporations Americans will have no access to news or information.
- Without a heavily funded state department America's track record of excellent diplomacy will come to a screeching halt.
As it becomes increasingly obvious that everything good in life comes directly from the federal government, I can't help but develop a deep appreciation for the plights of our fore-bearers. For instance, my parents went through school before the creation of the Department of Education. It is heroic that they ever learned to read and write without the direction of a central bureaucracy.
As we go forth let's keep in mind that nothing good comes the private sector, let alone the non-federal tiers of government. There are no solutions to social and personal misfortunes except for those provided by the federal government. Thus any funding cuts are a direct assault on American's standards of living and, in many cases, morally equivalent to murder.
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