Friday, December 28, 2018

Mom Pulls Ahead in Tibbetts Family Virtue Spiral

We first discussed the Molly Tibbetts ordeal in Illegal Aliens Kill Liberals pt 1, where an aunt took an early lead by leveraging the situation to establish herself as a warrior against racism. Since that time, the father of the murdered woman - in a move that can only be described as gloriously partriarchal - outflanked her by boldly declaring that Hispanic immigrants (like the one who raped and murdered his daughter) are just like everyone else - except with better food. Go Team Male! Everyone assumed his position as most virtuous of the Tibbetts was firmly established.

As it turns out, mom was quietly playing the long game. From the York Post:


Although I much prefer the headline from the Washington Post:


In an epic rejection of male dominance, mom invited a relative of her daughter's murderer into her own home to live. Dad: rekt. Trump: rekt. It's hard to see how Team Male recovers from this routing.

While these stories are framed as feel-good stories of strong survivors rejecting hate, the most disturbing aspect is how the families of victims seem to be drawn to the families of their children's murderers. I saw it in a case that happened in my own town a few years ago, and now with the Tibbetts family. What they have found is an opportunity. Call it what your want. Spreading love, or spreading virtue signaling. But they are finding in their daughters' brutal murders an opportunity to spread a message.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Civilization for Rent

Today's post from Zman, The Economics of Democratic Empire, is a good read that touches on a few important points while looking at our empire as fundamentally an economic entity. When the benefits of empire outweigh the costs, it grows. When the costs are greater, it shrinks, and may even collapse. This is an important thing to keep in mind, especially when feelings of frustration and even helplessness become burdensome. The idea that the people are going to spontaneously rise up 1776-style and reclaim the government is not realistic. You'll end up like the Malheur boys, imprisoned or dead, with your families left to fend for themselves. More realistic is knowing that the lunatic asylum will eventually collapse on itself. Reclaiming self-determination is a task of waiting for the inevitable, and only acting when the benefits will outweigh the costs. Activism is for liberals, cultural warfare is for conservatives, prepping is for reactionaries. We know the pendulum swings. The proper course is merely to survive, literally, and in the sense of maintaining a community that resists being swallowed up by the modern orthodoxies and pogroms.

His second observation is that since no one has formal ownership of the government in a liberal democracy, no one is held responsible for its long-term prospects. In a sense, Americans rent their government rather than owning it. This follows a pattern I first noticed about two years go in Global reserve currency: army of the modern empire, that Americans effectively rent their money supply, whereas countries like Zimbabwe were salvaging productive assets in order to buy their currency outright (leaving Americans to foot the bill for their Cost of Cash). In many facets (perhaps all) we are becoming a civilization for rent. We all know the perils of renting vs owning. The renter might give the house some fresh paint, but isn't shoring up the foundation. The owner will do the bare minimum to keep rent checks coming in. Even when you rent a car with the best intentions to take care of it, when you hit that pothole or the coffee spills, the reaction is always, "eh, it's only a rental." Everyone knows that this is how things go, which is why homebuyers actively seek out neighborhoods with high ownership rates.

Our political system is a rental. Our money supply is a rental. Our economy is increasingly a rental, with corporate holders squeezing the life out of established companies to boost quarterly returns. What's left? The people, and they're a rental too. Normally, the nation is the owner of its civilization. The civilization can only be as strong as the nation which cradles it. The Mongols were great at conquest but couldn't manage a complex civilization. The Vikings excelled at raiding but didn't engage in nation building until they were Christianized. There seems to be path of nations from tribal raiding/pillaging, to nation building, and, if successful enough, to empire. Empire collapse does not cause a reversion to the nation building state, but comes around full circle back to pillage/raid. (That understanding seems to be a fundamental distinction between reactionaries and the rest.) First the civilization loots itself, and after collapse small-scale localized raiding of the pre-civilized type resumes.

A civilization is the product of a nation. (Surely this is obvious to most people.) Of course, there aren't nations any more, not in these progressive times. Western countries, in their zeal to sustain economic growth and Ponzi welfare schemes, lure foreigners in with benefits. In effect, they are renting their work force, who are not inherently owners of the civilization. This is most obvious in Europe, where millions of foreigners have taken up residence and welfare checks, but largely refuse to work at all. It's actually hilarious, and you must admire the refugees' insistence on calling out stupidity in their particular way.

He notes that "the cost of cheap goods is the loss of community and local control." You get the nation you pay for. If you prefer material wealth to national health, that's what you'll get. Today's politicians are basically selling the nation they inherited for short-term gain. The first three cardinal sins, as listed by Dante, are Lust, Gluttony, and Greed. They're all versions of the same thing, and there's a reason they're listed first. These people were not stupid! They were not backwards or primitive, but possessed a worldly sophistication that modern materialists can only imagine they have when they buy some shiny imported thingy. Greed is demonized because it destroys the civilization. Civilizational collapse is dangerous to the nation, so nations tend to develop religions against greed and materialism as a survival mechanism. Greed is the love of oneself over love of the nation, the natural order, or of God. The modernists are so certain of their superiority that they have constructed a Cathedral of Greed that preaches a system of mutually-assured hyperindividualism. Who would you bet is correct, Dante or Al Gore? (Who became a billionaire by telling scary fairy tales to his countrymen.) The Seven Deadly Sins - the remaining being Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride - are all fully embraced by the radical left who control the mainstream media today. You'd think even a rational materialist would be concerned by such a dramatic turning of traditional wisdom onto its head, if for nothing else but concern for his own well-being in the coming decades, and maybe for his children, if he's a real softie.

Zman makes a final point about the loss of government ownership in the country.
The Russian implementation of democratic communism in an empire became unstable when the proceeds from energy sales could not cover the cost of empire. Like a business with a negative cash flow, it simply ran out of money and collapsed. It’s tempting to think something similar happens in America. After all, government debt at all levels is staggering and is accelerating. That’s a mistake, however, as the state is no longer in control of the empire. Control now rests in private hands.

Proof of that is the inability of the empire to control the borders. Across the West, the voters want to sharply reduce legal immigration and end all illegal migration. Yet, supposedly sovereign governments are unable to do it. In America, the President is stymied at every turn by a system largely controlled by forces that exist outside the government. The reason there can be no border wall is the managerial elite that benefits from and is in charge of the empire, will never permit it.
I don't agree that control now rests in private hands. Which private hands control the empire? The whole point of the essay is that the rental government sells out its own future. The de facto government is the deep state (a mix of private and public actors). Eventually they will lose control of the system they've abused. The cabal he alludes to ultimately loses its influence. Trump's election demonstrates it, as does the Democrats' need to rig their own primary. Power now rests with the mob, which isn't really control in an orderly sense. We can't build a wall, even though voters overall want it, because the progressive faction of the mob believes a wall violates their cardinal sin of racism, and thus are highly energized to stop it. The elected Democrats don't dare contradict them, nor the more spineless of the conservatives. The left's political strength lies in unleashing a mob that they can control...but, like all aspects of our society, it is a mob for rent.

Consider an example from about five years ago...forever ago in political years. Despite campaign promises to end the Bush Doctrine, Obama decided that pre-emptive war against Syria was the correct strategy. I don't know who influenced him to make such a dramatic change in posture. Zman and many others would suggest a shadowy political elite that is quietly pulling the strings, that may have had Obama in the bag from the very beginning. I suspect that the real influence came from his own advisors, people like Samantha Power, who - if Moldbug is to be believed - operate only from the principle of spreading their own influence to every corner of the globe. (There's your Pride, at least.) There was an argument to be made for invading, and one for not. The Obama camp couldn't resist the option of demonstrating power, whatever may have been promised to the voters.

In 2013 Obama and Kerry engaged in a media blitz for a couple weeks pushing for an invasion of Syria. (Liberals have naturally forgotten about this episode, but, surprisingly, so have the conservatives.) The war drum was met with a collective meh, domestically, and also in Europe - which had the most to gain from a Trans-Syrian gas pipeline. Unable to sell the mob on more war, Obama resorted to the old trick of covert warfare and arming these bad guys to go kill those bad guys. Even Liberal Jesus couldn't rally the mob to a desired war, and Syrian operations have now concluded without the desired regime change. It is the mob that calls the shots, and that has only increased in the five years since.

In his concluding remarks, Zman tells us that only a fool would believe the ruling class. Go long on collapse. Even Trump, the first existential threat to the deep state since Kennedy, at least, doesn't have the power to make the needed systemic reforms, and primarily resorts to griping on Twitter. The more irrational the rulers become, the closer we come to collapse. Use the derangement index to guide your own economic decisions accordingly. What happens when a rental neighborhood gets run down? Eventually a patient developer buys it all up on the cheap, bulldozes it, and rebuilds.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

The Stupidest Headline on Christmas Eve

Yesterday's post, The Saddest Jew on Christmas Eve, was such a resounding success that I think it deserves an encore: the Stupidest Headline on Christmas Eve.


Yes, it's a real headline, from Christmas Eve. Call it one more data point to support our hypothesis that The Left Can No Longer Be Satirized. [I notice that the videos linked on that page are no longer available, as the channels were suspended. This blog now stands as a monument to corporate censorship of conservatives.] It's hard to know where to begin when criticizing a headline like this..it's probably best just to assume it's some sad attempt at humor and move on. In fact, the whole Newsweek front page looks like news satire. Here's just one portion of it.


Most are either direct or indirect attacks on Trump. One is praising the insightful commentary of the left's favored semi-literate socialist of the day, Ocasio-Cortez, who explains Christianity to Christians. The top opinion piece is by Robert Reich. I used to follow him on Facebook, because I thought he was smart, before I realized his intellectual contribution was to craft sentences with various combinations of the terms "bigot' and "clown car." The guy is short on brains, to say the least.

Let's look at the opinion pieces, in order.
  • An attack on Trump's economic policies. (The first word of the article is "Trump".)
  • An attack on Trump's immigration policies. (The article opens to a picture of Trump.)
  • An attack on Trump's gun-control opinions. (The article opens to a picture of Trump.)
  • To prove they aren't biased, they include an opinion piece by the civ-nat wonderboy Ben Shapiro (who, you'll recall, is literally deranged). In this piece, the brazenly edgy Shapiro takes the provocative stance of OMG millennials R 2 coddled lol.
  • An opinion on what the incoming Democrat Congress should investigate regarding Trump-Russia first. In other words, a show of support for the deep state coup against the elected president. 
  • An attack on Trump's foreign policy for having the gall to end US military intervention in a Middle East country.
You can't understate how unhinged these people have become. Their web page looks exactly like what it is: party propaganda, with hardly a pretense of journalism. Their "balance" is a fluff piece by a Never-Trumper Jewish pseudoconservative who is poised to fill the void left by the Weekly Standard. (Selling liberalism to conservatives.) Otherwise, their front page is one relentless assault on the president. How many references to the president would you expect to see on a news magazine's front page? One or two, in normal times. Maybe even several given the heated environment and our current president's provocative nature. If you went to some archives from past decades and saw that nearly every article was about the president, you'd assume those people were completely obsessed with him, in one way or another. The front page of communist China's state media outlet, at time of writing this, contains a single image of their leader and no text references. In contrast, Newsweek's front page has nine images of our president, and twenty-three instances of his name in text. That doesn't even include the pieces that don't mention him in the title, but the article itself features a prominent leading picture of Trump and mentions his name in the first sentence. They might as well call the magazine Trumpweek.

Compare that to an archive of Newsweek's front page from exactly one presidency ago. Zero images of president Obama, one text reference. And that's what I suggested, one or two references in normal times. For the sake of science, I checked several other news sites that I could think of off hand. For each, I computed the total number of instances of the word Trump, or an image, from today's front pages.
  • Drudge Report - 3
  • NPR - 5
  • The Atlantic - 11
  • Time - 12
  • USA Today - 15
  • CNN - 16
  • NBC - 16
  • Fox News - 17
  • Huffington Post - 17
  • MSNBC - 17
  • ABC - 18
  • Google News - 18
  • Washington Post - 21
  • New York Times - 22
  • Breitbart - 26
  • MSNBC - 27
  • Newsweek 32
Newsweek, as it turns out, is the standout winner for the most deranged Trump-obsessed media outlet. Congratulations to them, they've truly earned this year's honor for stupidest Christmas Eve headline. What we need is a bot to scan these sites daily, and gives us a Trump derangement index in a sort of scrolling update like a stock ticker. Actually, that would be easy to do if we ignored images and just went with text references. Perhaps a nice gimmick for this blog's new site, whenever that happens...

Monday, December 24, 2018

The Saddest Jew on Christmas Eve

This year's Saddest Jew on Christmas Eve Award goes to Julia Ioffe, correspondent for The Atlantic and GC, for this tweet. (More listed here.)


People wishing her a "Merry Christmas"... how oppressy. I suggest we modify our holiday motto to "Hail Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior and the King of the Jews." Isn't that more inclusive? It certainly has a nice rhythm to it.

As discussed in Put Saturn Back in Saturnalia, Christmas is only nominally a Christian holiday. Most people who celebrate Christmas don't go to church regularly, and a great many go only on Christmas and Easter. Even for those who do, religious aspects play a minor role. Jesus gets an hour at mass and maybe a passing reference in prayer before the family dinner. Counter that with dozens of hours and hundreds of dollars spent on hanging lights, trimming tees, wrapping presents, wrestling Black Friday crowds, and so on. Actions speak louder than words, and 95+% of Christmas activities are secular.

Jews in American are even more secular than Christians. I don't know much about Julia Ioffe, but if she fits the mold of your typical east-coast mainstream media Jew, she goes to Temple three times a year, but probably not at all. Jewish doesn't denominate a religion so much as an identity group, and one that is getting increasingly watered down. The quip about why older Jews hate Trump so much is they're jealous that his grandchildren are more Jewish than theirs are.

Christmas is the season where secular Jews get all butthurt about what secular Christians are up to. Miss Ioffe, an immigrant to America, is greatly troubled that Americans of all types love Christmas and wish to share cheer with others. She should put up (a tree) or shut up. But then, she wouldn't be a proper liberal elitist if she wasn't telling people in distant lands how they should live, so perhaps this is all just a ploy to build street cred amongst her ilk. This Christmas season, while you're at home having a joyous holiday with your happy family, take a moment to remember that these people are deeply miserable. So make sure to give a cheerful Merry Christmas to everyone you meet, in the off-chance they are a deeply weary and alienated east coast liberal. And tonight, when you're setting out the cookies and milk for Santa, leave an extra one on behalf of Julia Ioffe, the saddest Jew on Christmas Eve.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Put Saturn Back in Saturnalia

Most people realize that many of our holiday rituals descend from pagan traditions. Much of the winter festivities come to us from the Germanic Yule season, but some recognizable aspects can be traced all the way to the ancient Romans, whose Saturnalia has influenced our modern solstice-centered celebrations of Christmas and New Year. Feasts, gift-giving, and drunken revelry were major activities. After Christianization, baudier elements were ejected, which then settled into their own holiday a week later. Still, drunken merriment is a far older custom than midnight mass. If you find your company's Christmas party to be an embarrassing mess, just remember that it is a continuation of millennia of western tradition. (You Scrooge, you.)

A couple major facets of Saturnalia have largely been lost. One is the "King of Saturnalia," who was chosen to "rule" over the festivities. In the Grinch movie, the Whos elect a Holiday Cheermeister, so apparently the tradition hasn't been totally forgotten. It is also echoed in a number of drinking games. The custom of role reversal also has faded in our egalitarian society. In Rome, hierarchies and social norms were relaxed, and masters would prepare a dinner for their slaves. The theme is echoed in the famous Charles Dickens tale, where the ghosts of Christmas treat the rich aristocrat to a lesson in humility. Romans would endlessly chant the phrase "Yo Saturnalia!" during the festival. I suspect that the vocalization has given way to our unison cheer of "Happy New Year" when the ball drops, and maybe our habit of wishing everyone a Merry Christmas as well. The holiday included a sacrifice to Saturn (Kronos) - a scythe-wielding god of agricultural bounty, among other things. In our era, Christmas is a time of charitable giving.

Saturn was one of the most important gods, perhaps only second to his son Jupiter (Zeus), who survived despite Saturn's tendency to eat his own children as soon as they were born. Saturn was believed to have ruled in an ancient Golden Age, where the land provided freely in a similar way to the Garden of Eden, and was supplanted by Jupiter, a sky god who served punishment with thunderbolts from on high. Saturn came to be associated as a god of time, likely because the Greek version's name was a homonym for their word for time (chronos). Saturn was Father Time, and an influence for wizardry lore.

The most-encountered legacy of Saturn is the day that still bears his name: Saturday. The Greek concept of naming the days for celestial gods was adopted by all the western world, and even far-flung realms like China. This can easily be seen if we consider the days of the week in English (Germanic) as well as Latin-derived Spanish. Sunday and Monday are sun and moon days. In Spanish, El Domingo and Lunes. The next is Martes, the day of Mars. In English, Tuesday comes from the Norse God Tiw, whose name comes from the PIE root Dyeus - also the root for Zeus and Jupiter (dyeus pater). That is, it's no coincidence that Tuesday and Zeusday sound similar. The next day is Miercoles - Mercury - or Woden's (Odin) day. Next is Jueves, from Jupiter, which in Norse became Thor's day. The Spanish Viernes is named for the goddess Venus, and similarly Friday is named from the Germanic goddess Frigg.

Interestingly (if you find this all interesting), the only day of the week that English took directly from Latin is the only one that the Romance languages replaced entirely, with the Hebrew word Sabbath. Whereas the Spanish days are the direct Latin roots plus one change for Christianity, English days are a hodgepodge of Norse, Germanic, and Latin deities, with no apparent Christian influence.

Saturn has left quite a legacy, we even name the best day of the week after him. As it turns out, Christmas is older than Christ, and New Year is older than the Gregorian calendar. I think the "put Christ back in Christmas" camp is trying to appropriate a holiday that isn't really theirs to take. Christ was tacked on to Christmas, an older holiday descended from Saturnalia and Yule. If we're really going to get serious about getting back to basics, then we'd need to be worshipping Saturn and Odin as well as Jesus. There's no reason a pagan shouldn't celebrate Christmas, or an atheist for that matter. I say even the Jew should feel free to come to the table (although we'll be keeping our eye on him). There's no reason to create different-but-similar holidays like Hanukkah, which is a stupid holiday and inferior to Christmas and all the Jewish kids know it. Christmas is an old western tradition, and any people wanting to celebrate western tradition can choose what they want from it. So put up a tree, give some presents, and get fershnickered at your holiday party. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Yo Saturnalia!

Monday, December 17, 2018

British advertising watchdog fights gender stereotypes, calls housewives and ballerinas stupid

The difference between conservatism and libertarianism is much the same as that between an ideal an idealism. Ideals are healthy, even necessary. They give us a compass as to where we are in the world, and where we'd like to be. Idealism is the blind fixation on those ideals to the detriment of more contemporary and pragmatic concerns.

Most conservatives understand and even value libertarian principles, yet grow increasingly skeptical of libertarians. Libertarians imagine a sane world of free, rational, autonomous people. We should all wish for the same. But the difference of visualizing the goal versus achieving the goal is no minor thing. When you hear a libertarians argue the evils of national borders, safely assume they have reached clinical levels of idealism. I'd recommend they take up mountain hiking, where it is easy to underestimate the effort required for a summit. After all, you can see the endpoint right in front of you. How hard could it be? It's often not until well underway that the scale and difficulties of the venture becomes apparent, or that an ascent is not feasible without knowledge of the proper route.

I don't give much attention to JQers, which are not in short supply among the dissident right, because they blame another tribe for what are really our problems. It's no different from SJWs with their endless complaining about white privilege, patriarchy, etc. Libertarians exhibit similar behavior in assuming all ailments are the work of government, which is all that stands between our dysfunctional society and sweet nirvana. True, they don't quite think that, but they act like they think that, just the same. Like the countless liberals who didn't actually leave the US after Trump was elected, like they promised, libertarians never disembark for far-off lands with truly limited governments, like Somalia.

Reactionaries believe that the government is largely a reflection of the society. Sure, our government and their media cronies lie to the people, but the people insist on being misled. So, unlike liberals and libertarians, we don't spend a ton of time obsessing over what laws the government should or should not pass, because it doesn't matter very much. It's like quibbling over the difference between Stalinism and democratic socialism, as if tyranny by autocrat is any different from tyranny by committee.

In Britain, the Committee of Advertising Practice (CAP), an independent body which effectively regulates advertising in the country, has banned gender stereotyping in advertising. That is, an organization outside of evil, foul government, which instead was stood up by sweet, tender capitalism, is banning all advertisements that don't comply with their radical feminist worldview. (If someone finds a video of Ben Shapiro defending this in the name of western values, please do share.)

I don't necessarily want to send any of my dear reader to that dreadful site, or give that rag a single click more than necessary, so just believe me that these three bullet points make up the article byline.
  • Advertisements that show boys as daring and girls as caring will be banned 
  • Watchdog to ban adverts with 'harmful' gender stereotypes such as housewives
  • The proposals will outlaw depictions that suggest people may not be successful in love or life because they do not have what is considered an ideal physique
Maybe they realized that a number of popular dissident-right commentators on the alternative outlets are housewives. Better ban them all! This is hilarious. I love it when the left, in their zeal to not offend women (or whatever group), nonchalantly de-persons a significant portion of them. Other rules: boys must be cowards, girls must be mean, the love interest must be grotesque.

They provided some examples of the gender stereotyping that is no longer permitted. I've included screenshots for your convenience, and to shield you from that cancerous site.


That's adorable, but the caption is wrong, as the video shows the boy growing up to be an engineer. My daughter takes ballet lessons, but also sometimes says she wants to be an engineer like her dad. I'm not sure how to explain to my five-year-old that she better choose right or she's a bigot. But really, how is this not offensive to ballerinas, since the implication seems to be that the boy grew up to a serious profession and the girl did not? I tell my daughter, whose effort in class is mediocre, that if she really want to be a ballerina there is a lot of competition in the field for precious few spots. On the other hand (I don't tell her this part, yet), a good engineer can always find a company that's hiring, and a good female engineer can get hired even at companies that aren't hiring. So, in a way, becoming a ballerina is more prestigious, but good thing we have liberals to tell us otherwise.

The only way for companies to safely navigate the new rule, it seems, is to do market research to determine which gender is most represented in the depicted occupation, and then hiring actors of a different gender. [Serious question: how do the bigots at the CAP know that the "boy" in the ad isn't really one of the other 94 genders, like a non-binary otherkin? Did they even ask zyr?]


In the pursuit of progress, dish soap and kitchenware companies can now only market their products by depicting weeks old stacks of moldy dishes. Or by having a man wash them.


In the improved version, dad drags the brats to the store while mum shows off her exciting new bikini at the beach in Jamaica.


This will discourage Muslim men from migrating to the British feminist utopia. Do you suppose that the CAP is actually comprised of right-wing nationalists who read housewife blogs and are just playing the long con?


Who cares how ridiculous the plotline, this picture is kryptonite to feminists and progressives (same thing). All beautiful, all fit, all white, all straight, and not a not a tattoo, nose ring, pussy hat, or bull-dyke haircut to be seen. I'm so impressed by their audacity that I may just buy some Lynx deodorant as stocking stuffers for everyone I know.


In the latest version, mom is three beers deep blasting Slayer in the garage, and cussing up a storm because she just stripped out the fucking engine mount bolt on her Hog and the ass clowns at Fastenal can't get the god damned tap she needs in until next Friday. Meanwhile, father and son host a clothing swap.

I almost look forward to the inevitable knee-jerk reaction of the pendulum swinging the other way. Extremes are rarely desirable, but this is really becoming too much. The only good thing to come out of this is that British advertisements will become so utterly boring that perhaps their consumer-driven economy will collapse entirely.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

The Nobel Prize in Creative Writing

In rhetoric, the strongest argument one can make is an a fortiori argument, where a claim is provided by providing a much stronger, encompassing argument. The a fortiori argument says if it is true in the unlikely case, then it must be true in the likely case. We often use a fortiori arguments here when referring to liberal news sources, not because they are dependably honest, but because they are dependably biased, and it is unlikely they will report on news damaging to other liberals unless its unavoidably true. A fun form of the a fortiori argument to use is of the form even if all your unproven assumptions were correct, your claim would still be provably false. That is a good way to go about disproving the junk science that gets promoted even by the most credentialed of scientists, such as neutron stars. Even if all their hypothetical assumptions were valid (that neutronium is even possible as a state of matter, that an neutral body can generate one of the strongest magnetic fields in the universe, that a dead star with only residual heat can generate enormous amounts of X-ray and even gamma radiation) the theory still fails because some neutron starts exceed the physical limits for how much radiation a body of a given size can emit. (No doubt some exotic hypothetical functionality has been proposed to explain that as well.) I can be confident that the hypothetical neutron star is wrong, not because I have more expertise or credentials than the scientists in academia, but because the a fortiori argument that can be crafted from their own evidence and explanations is so compelling.

A common trope made against conservatives by our mortal enemies is that we are "science deniers." One type of response would be those of the form "no we aren't" - evidence showing conservatives are more scientifically literate and whatnot - but an even better response would be of the form "have you seen the science?" Turning the question around like that can be effective because (a) they probably don't actually know anything about science, and (b) the science actually is shit. Usually their claims are derived from climate studies where the only fact they know is that 97% of climate scientists worship a small statue of Al Gore every night before bed. But, they aren't content to just stop at calling us global warming retarded, they want to call us science retarded. So we can either argue with them about climate science and then play the inevitable game of moving goalposts, or just clear the whole table with a single a fortiori argument.

It should be uncontroversial to state that some science is faulty. Look at the replication crisis in the social sciences. Most progressives I've ever debated believe that studies of IQ correlations are bunk and a big conspiracy. So that point can always be ceded. It will be much more controversial to propose that the topmost in science is faulty. Because if that were so, the a fortiori argument quickly follows. If the highest, most acclaimed reaches of science are prone to colossal blunders, then surely the entirety of the scientific knowledge should be treated with a degree of skepticism.

There is nothing more prestigious in science than the Nobel Prize in physics. Even most conservatives, who see the Nobel peace prize as almost a joke, still respect the awards in the hard sciences like physics and chemistry. However the peace prize, which was awarded pre-emptively for campaign promises that never materialized, was not revoked and its prestige diminished. What would happen if it was shown that a Nobel prize was awarded for debunked science? Would it be revoked? It seems that it would not, but the prize's prestige would suffer in kind.

The 2011 Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded to three Americans for discovering the accelerating expansion of the universe based on observing supernova redshifts. Or more accurately, for hypothesizing the accelerating expansion of the universe. As summarized in Astronomy Magazine,
Sixteen years ago, two teams of supernova hunters, one led by Saul Perlmutter of the U.S. Department of Energy’s Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory (Berkeley Lab), and the other by Brian Schmidt of the Australian National University, declared that the expansion of the universe is accelerating — a Nobel-prize-winning discovery tantamount to the discovery of dark energy.
The language is correct in stating that the supernova hunters declared that the expansion of the universe is accelerating, but comparing it to the discovery of dark energy is possibly misleading, because dark energy has not been discovered, merely hypothesized to exist. Dark matter and dark energy are the magical entities required to make the favored theories work. So much is needed, in fact, that they are estimated to make up 95% of the universe.

As mentioned in The Science is Settled, dark matter arose because galaxies appear to have too little mass to remain intact, and rotational velocities of objects are not inversely proportional to their distance from the center, as is seen in our own solar system. (We obey the law in these parts.) Scientists decided that the most logical explanation is that there are vast amounts of additional matter - much greater than what is observed - that must exist in proximity to the galaxies but outside the orbits of its visible components. Dark matter was born. What else do we know about dark matter? Nothing. Only that it must exist, because the theories are akin to holy scripture and must not be wrong. Many hypotheses are floated, tests are performed at great public expense - often by launching a new thingy into orbit - but always the dark matter stays dark.

Dark energy was similarly concocted because, without it, the theories break. According to the Wikipedia article, it is on even shakier ground than dark matter.
The nature of dark energy is more hypothetical than that of dark matter, and many things about it remain matters of speculation.[19] Dark energy is thought to be very homogeneous and not very dense, and is not known to interact through any of the fundamental forces other than gravity. Since it is quite rarefied and un-massive — roughly 10−27 kg/m3 — it is unlikely to be detectable in laboratory experiments. The reason dark energy can have such a profound effect on the universe, making up 68% of universal density in spite of being so dilute, is that it uniformly fills otherwise empty space.
Like dark matter, no observations of dark energy have ever been made, and it is assumed that it could not be detectable in a laboratory, meaning at best it must always remain an exotic material. Just like how the whole mythology of neutron stars stems from a single observation - that there are flickering stars - the expanding universe hypothesis and resulting dark energy "discovery" all emanates from a single observation: that there are redshifts, which occur when light examined from distant objects is at a lower frequency. (This can be observed because the various common elements of the universe emit light with unique and consistent spectral signatures.) The redshift effect is compared to the pitch changes we hear when a locomotive or police car speeds past. Scientists have decided that relative motion is, in fact, the only explanation for observed redshifts, and thus have assumed that observed redshifts are all directly proportional to relative velocities. The more redshifted a star appears to be, the faster it must be moving away from the earth.

Since most objects are redshifted, and increasing distance is assumed to be the only cause of a redshift, then the universe must be expanding. That much has been standard science for almost a century. From the expanding universe came the Big Bang theory, that the universe began as a point of pure energy, exploded, and cooled as it expanded allowing matter to condense out of the primordial soup and form the structure of the cosmos. Physicists were focused on determining the mass of the universe as well as the deceleration rate of the expansion. The big question was whether the universe expansion would eventually slow to zero, before beginning a contraction phase, or if it would expand forever. (In short, would the universe end in a "Big Crunch" or a slow, fading heat death).

The work that won the 2011 Nobel prize was to use a subclass of supernovae (Type 1a) that were considered to be "standard candles" - that is, their brightness was consistent for all instances, and then compare the perceived brightness (since dimness equals distance) with their redshifts to determine the deceleration rate. They observed that nearby supernovas were more redshifted than expected compared to more distant (and thus older) supernovae, and came to the surprising conclusion that the expansion of the universe is increasing. There was, of course, no known force that works against gravity and is much stronger.

Now, before we continue on with the saga of dark energy, its worth revisiting that if one's theory, combined with observations, results in impossible or absurd conclusions, it should be assumed that either the theory or the observations are faulty. Frequently we hear language from principal investigators of significant projects using language like, "we must revisit our fundamental assumptions about the universe." That doesn't ever seem to happen, though. Instead, theorists response by just making shit up. More complexity is heaped onto the Rube Goldberg machine that they call the universe to explain the nagging experimental failures. Let's continue.

The unknown force driving the expansion of the universe wasn't the only confounding conclusion to come out of redshift research. The age of the universe was calculated to be just shy of 14 billion years, meaning the theoretical limit of the diameter of the universe must be 28 billion light years. Redshift theory implied a size of 93 billion light years. In the post-Einstein universe, the only constant is the speed of light. Thus, an implied size larger larger than the distance light could have traveled during the life of the universe should not be possible. Rather than conclude that either theory or observation were faulty, two more exotic theories were proposed.

First, the expansion of the universe can't be thought of as objects more apart from each other, like billiard balls after the break, but that the scale of the universe itself is expanding. Einstein's spacetime is not just a static rubber mat, can can be expand or shrink, dragging its contents with it.

Second, empty spacetime itself contains a slight, unknown energy that tends to repel against itself. Thus, spacetime pushes against itself and stretches out, which creates new expanses of space time, which has even more of the repulsive energy, which leads to even more stretching, etc etc. That is the theoretical dark energy in action.

They get around the violation of the speed of light because that only applies to objects within the universe, not the essence of the universe itself. The First Law of Thermodynamics, which states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, and forbids perpetual energy systems, also doesn't apply for the same reason. (The laws of thermodynamics do not fundamentally preclude dark energy from being a perpetual funding system.) Spacetime seems to serve a purpose similar to the Commerce Clause in the US Constitution, giving all sort of leeway for otherwise illegal activities.

Imagine you hired a contractor to build your dream home. After taking the keys, you are shocked to discover that the house is only a fourth of the size of what you paid for. You confront the builder, and he claims, "I built the house exactly as specified. The problem is that the scale of the universe shrank, and the resulting disparities are completely outside my control." You would certainly drag the guy to court, and might even drag him some place where they wouldn't find the body. Peculiarly, you wouldn't tell by looking that the house was smaller. Even your trusty tape measure would report that the house had been built to spec. The only way you would expose the conman contractor would be to shine a laser from one end of the house to the other and measure it's time. Because in modern physics, the only constant is the speed of light, and everything else is maddeningly arbitrary. Even the fabric of space time might stretch right under our feet. [Note that to make this example work I had to assume that matter itself is stretched with spacetime, which I don't think is what the physicists are actually saying. Because if matter stretched then the meter would be redefined, and the speed of light would scale proportionally with the expansions of the universe, so there wouldn't be a stretching of light waves into lower frequencies. The scale of the universe could jump around all day and we'd be none the wiser. The example still conveys the basic logical framework at hand.]

We are told that, even though redshift theory has resulted in a huge body of scientific conclusions which are strongly counter-intuitive, we must accept where the theories are going because they are in such unison with the observed world. That can be very dangerous rationale and they apply it liberally. Of course the theories align with observations...they constantly retrofit the theory to accommodate the latest failures! That's where the power of prediction comes in, which is what separates a science from a pseudoscience. These people don't predict anything until after-the-fact. They make surprising observations, thrown in dark matter, dark energy, dark fluid, cull the outliers, ignore the contradictory observations, and then assure us its a perfect fit so we have to go with it.

By this point you might suspect I'm getting far too cynical here. It's not like I can propose any theory as good as the standard model of cosmology right? Actually I can, and so could you, I'm sure. Here's my stab at it. I theorize that there are Dark Fairies, and at each Planck second (the theoretical smallest quantum of time) they emerge from their Dark Space and move all the matter of the universe around using a Dark Force during a period of Dark Time. Thus, what we observe on Earth isn't actually the result of physical processes but merely the creation of the Dark Fairies who in turn obey the will of the Dark Lord, whose nature makes Him unlikely to be observable by humans in the laboratory, but does speak to us indirectly through His prophet, Al Gore.

Farfetched? Eh, it seems pretty reasonable to me, but some will disagree. (Mostly liberals.) But look, it has all the major characteristics of a theory in modern astrophysics!
  1. It uses hypothetical Dark Things in all the right spots.
  2. It perfectly matches observations.
  3. It can't be disproven.
The last point is actually kind of a big deal, because theories that can't be disproven are not supposed to be valid theories at all. Remember superstrings? A couple decades ago they were the next big thing in physics, a theoretical sub-subatomic particle which explained all matter and all fundamental forces (including gravity) as resulting from a single entity. It was eventually abandoned because scientists couldn't come up with a way to disprove the theory. It's not quite clear to me how expanding spacetime could ever be disproved, either.

Perhaps you can see an a fortiori argument developing here against dark energy and the Nobel prize given for it. Because even if all the assumptions made to get to dark energy hold up, you're still left with a theory that may be unprovable, and thus not a valid theory at all. Even in the unlikely case that all this mumbo jumbo adds up, it's still invalid science. There are a lot of unproven assumptions holding up dark energy.
  • That it is theoretically valid for dark energy to act only through gravity and not any of the other fundamental forces.
  • That a mechanism exists for dark energy to "kick in" in only the last 5 billion years.
  • That spacetime is real and "dynamic", rather than just an abstraction.
  • That Type 1A supernovae are indeed a reliable standard candle.
  • That redshift correlates to relative velocity.
Any of those could overturn the apple cart. The last one is especially juicy. If you are a young astrophysicist seeking to become famous, or perhaps infamous, disproving the redshift theory would be explosive. You would simultaneously invalidate the expanding universe, the Big Bang, dark energy, and at least one Nobel prize. Hopefully you are independently wealthy or have a benefactor who is, because you're not likely to find grant money for that work.

To wrap this one up, the common excuse liberals use to dismiss conservatives is that we are backwards, superstitious, and anti-science. In fact, we have strong reason to suspect that much of the most venerated science today is faulty, and it doesn't stem from an ignorance of work that's been done. It seems that some of the most prestigious awards were given for wild scientific postulates that should have never been "believed" in the first place. As we routinely see, they have a belief system all of their own. The idea of a belief in science segues into the next topic all look at in this thread, which is to examine how religion squares up to modern physics.