Creepy Joe Unofficially Announces Presidential Run

Several candidates have confirmed our claim that any white Democrats wishing to run for the highest office are required to (1) denounce their own race, and (2) praise the other races, particularly blacks. Bernie Sanders dragged Shaun King - a walking parody of black activism - on stage to announce his candidacy. Elizabeth Warren stumbled into quite a national embarrassment in her desperation to show even a trace of non-white genetic heritage. It may have made her unelectable to a general population, but also more likely to cinch the Democratic nomination. For them, no amount of racial self-hatred is too much.

Biden has sought to separate himself from the pack, by outright condemning "white guy culture." Our heritage as an Anglosphere nation? Also decried, in no uncertain terms. His comments were in context of questions about Anita Hill, a black woman of color, one of the left's heroic sexual assault survivors who manage to surface anytime a big upcoming vote is likely to go towards the conservative. She never should have had to face a "bunch of white guys", says a white guy who served in that same body for over 40 years.

With his requisite public display of racial self-humiliation completed, it is safe to say that Biden will indeed be running for President in the next cycle.